Feeling a little stuffed after yesterday’s feast? Trying not to completely blow your workout regime/healthy eating lifestyle this holiday season? Or perhaps you’re a DEVOUT vodka soda gal (or guy) desperately looking to spice things up without extra calories and sugar… whatever your reasons for watching your alcohol intake this party season, I have a fun little surprise for you! Enter: R.S.V.P. Cocktail Skinnies.
R.S.V.P. Skinnies are sugar-free, zero-calorie powdered cocktail mixers that you combine with 4 oz. water and 1.5 oz. of liquor. They come in four flavors: Baja Margarita, New York Cosmo, Maui Mai Tai (formerly “Miami Breeze?”) and London Gimlet. The first three of which I’ll be chatting about here. No need for any other ingredients, as long as you have your little packet, h2O and some booze, you’re good to go.
I was sent some samples a looooooong while back and if we’re being honest, wasn’t THAT excited about them. I outgrew my Crystal Light habit back in high school and I’m just not a fan in general of that,uhumm… other “Skinny” brand, cough cough. Nonetheless, I owed these little drink mixes a try and wanted to share my opinions here. Without further ado, scroll down for my thoughts on each flavor.
Baja Margarita: As directed, I combined the drink mix with tequila and water before pouring over ice. To put to bluntly, it wasn’t terrible. It tasted similar to that aforementioned “Skinny…” brand Margarita but lighter. The flavors weren’t overly artificial-tasting and the color was obviously not natural but not too far off from other margarita mixes. Would I drink this again? Yes. Verdict: Somewhat Recommended.
Miami Breeze (Now Maui Mai Tai): This one was a bit more confusing… what is a Miami Breeze? Is it trying to be a Bay Breeze? A Sea Breeze? What does it taste like? Well, I couldn’t really tell ya. As it’s (I’m assuming) new name suggests, it seemed like more of a tropical, tiki-style drink so I made it with white rum. Considering the overly saccharine sweetness and the fact that there was no specific flavor mentioned, the color just put me off. What is it trying to be? Perhaps if there was more clarity in regards to the flavor and intention of the final product I’d be more into it. But probably not. Verdict: Not Recommended.
New York Cosmo: This one is a bit of a mixed bag. I can definitely see those in the vodka soda camp liking it but it was a little bland for me. It tasted like a strong vodka water (my go-to drink when I should definitely have been cut off 3 drinks ago, #hah) with a splash of cranberry, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. I think if it was served over ice and mixed with a little less water (maybe 3 oz. as opposed to 4), I’d be into it. Disclaimer: I’d be into it if it was my only option. Verdict: Recommended with reservations, let’s say.